BREAKING: Cyberpunk 2077 Will Let You Customize Your Character’s Dick
The ESRB has released their rating for CD PROJEKT RED’s upcoming banger Cyberpunk 2077, and it – unsurprisingly – has been slapped with an “M” for Mature. Why you ask? Let’s look at the tale of the tape:
- Blood and Gore
- Intense Violence
- Nudity
- Strong Language
- Strong Sexual Content
- Use of Drugs and Alcohol
I feel like a 10 year old all over again, shutting the door in my friend Danny’s room (who had a PS2, which I did not) so we could secretly play Grand Theft Auto and do as much M-rated shit as possible. But wait, the ratings don’t stop there. Check THIS out:
The game contains nudity and sexual material: Players can select a gender and customize their character; customization can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.
Cyberpunk 2077, ESRB Rating Summary
LET’S GOOOOOOO! Gaming is all about escapism, right? Boy am I about to escape from this cruel reality we’re trapped in. Sizes AND combinations of genitals?! Catch me putting in the Konami code on the character creator. We’re bringing back the crumpled up scraps of notebook paper with codes written on them from the inside of the game box for the ultimate genital combo codes when Cyberpunk drops. You’re gonna have to pry me away from this game with a crowbar. GOTY indeed.
Cyberpunk 2077 is coming to PC and consoles on September 17th.
