It Is My Duty As A Video Game Journalist To Show You These Crab Rangoon Tacos

As a 29-year old human being raised in the internet age, it’s safe to say that very few things surprise me anymore. I’ve seen it all, both accidentally and intentionally, but every so often I come across an internet post that absolutely blows me away.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you – the crab rangoon taco.

The ingredients? Well, it’s simple. Fried rice, lo mein, and mini crab rangoons stuffed into a “taco shell” that is made of two fried won tons, sandwiched together with a mixture of crab and cream cheese. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

The mad scientist behind this meal is the self-proclaimed “Undisputed Breakfast Champ” Josh Elkin. His Instagram and Twitter feeds (both @TheJoshElkin) are LOADED with tons more outrageous dishes like this one. Go check him out.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go order some crab rangoons of my own.

P.S. – Josh… You are a genius.