Twitch Viewer Suing Twitch For $25M For Being Very Horny

Dexerto: A Twitch viewer from California has submitted a civil complaint seeking $25 million in damages from Twitch for exposing them to “overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers” while using the site. According to the complaint, filed in the Superior Court of California, Estavillo suffers from several medical issues that require him to rely entirely on the internet for all of his entertainment, as well as OCD and sex addiction, which the complaint claims Twitch only makes worse.

via Dexerto

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Twitch has extremely exacerbated his condition by displaying many sexually suggestive women streamers through Twitch’s twisted programming net code,” the complaint states, “making it nearly impossible for the plaintiff to use Twitch without being exposed to such sexual content.

If I could sue companies for making me horny I would be a very rich man. I’d be suing everyone under the sun. Cooking magazines, animes, hell sometimes even Home Depot mailers get me riled up. I have to side with this man, how do you expect me to not get all fired up and donating money left and right when Twitch just magically types itself into my computer, clicks on attractive streamers, enters my credit card info, and empties my account? It’s just not fair. I think $25 MILLION is modest.

Here are the streamers my impassioned brethren wants perma banned from Twitch

  • Amouranth
  • Quqco
  • ST Peach
  • JadeTheJaguar
  • Pink_Sparkles
  • Valeria7K
  • DanielaAzuage_
  • lilchipmunk
  • iaaras2
  • theRaychul
  • KrystiPryde
  • SonjaShio
  • Gavrilka
  • MizzyRose
  • KayPikeFashion
  • Alinity
  • QTCinderella
  • Pokimane
  • Velvet_7
  • Loserfruit

Via Dexerto

The nerve! The nerve of Twitch to allow content creators to make money! The nerve of the Twitch to allow attractive individuals to stream on their platform!

Judge: ok sir, do you have the ability to not type Twitch.tv into your browser?
Plaintiff: well, yea
Judge: case closed

Chris P

Drinker of booze, writer of blogs, tweeter of tweets, puncher of desks.

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