E3 2019: EA Breakdown & Report Card
What is really good my internet brethren. Hope you are enjoying our takes on E3 2019 – and without further ado I give you EA’s Breakdown and Report Card. The […]
Mr. Resetti From Animal Crossing Laid Off Amidst Auto-Save Revolution
If you’re a fan of the Animal Crossing series, chances are you’ve drawn the ire of Mr. Resetti at one point or another. Resetti, the series’ resident “reset button” police, […]
E3 2019: Square Enix E3 Breakdown & Report Card
Square Enix came out the gate pretty hot at this year’s E3, but tripped over itself along the way. They had such great potential to bring it all back in […]
E3 2019: Bethesda Breakdown & Report Card
Bethesda’s “BE3” press conference had a decent line up of new games and updates for existing ones. Overall, there was a strong message of community as Bethesda tried to land […]
E3 2019: Ubisoft E3 Breakdown & Report Card
Sup DAWGS, it’s me the Big Lex ready to break down and grade Ubisoft’s E3 performance. Ubisoft teased some cool shit, and some shit I could honestly care less about. […]
E3 2019: Xbox E3 Breakdown & Report Card
“Xbox E3” was the first of the big three showcases at E3 2019, and there’s a lot to cover. Phil Spencer took the stage and showed off key franchise updates, previews of […]
E3 2019: Jedi Fallen Order New Gameplay Impressions
E3 2019 is officially here, and we’ve got a ton of ‘tent for you to enjoy in the coming week. If you’re a regular reader, you know I’ve closely covered EA’s trials […]
Dr. Bob’s Rage 2 Review: The Last Wasteland Ranger Standing
Bethesda’s most recent release, Rage 2 came out of left field to surprise everyone. Rage 2 is an incredible culmination of 2 notable developers, Avalanche Studios and id Software, brought […]
Thank Christ: Xbox and Axe Introduce Deodorant And Body Wash Specifically For Gamers
Folks, we have reached the peak of human engineering. Lightbulbs? Who cares. Cell phones? Big trash. Space shuttles? Old news. Big Macs? Okay, still unbelievable. The real technological marvel of our day, though, is […]
Dragons Are Coming: The Elder Scrolls Online: Elsweyr Review
Unless you’ve lived under a rock during this Willenium, I’m willing to bet you’ve heard of Skyrim. Y’know, the game that involves huge dragons, magic shouting powers, and city guards taking arrows where […]
Frogware’s The Sinking City: Rotten Reality
The folks over at Frogware are grabbing the back of our heads and throwing us nose first into the depths with their upcoming Lovecraftian title, The Sinking City. The most […]
Dooku: Jedi Lost – The Wicked Good Review
Over the last few months, my commute to the office has become absolutely brutal. I work only about 2-3 miles from my apartment, but every day I find myself in over […]