Because we are living in the strangest times in human history – KFC has officially revealed an upcoming dating sim titled “I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator”, which is coming soon to Steam. And no – I am not even remotely fucking joking.
Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find out! Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting. –Steam Listing
In what’s sure to be a late-breaking candidate for GOTY 2019, I Love You, Colonel Sanders! puts you into the apron of a promising culinary student as you try to date your classmate… an overwhelmingly sexy anime version of Colonel Sanders. The description goes on to mention that every decision made in the game will have consequences, all leading towards the ultimate goal of the good Colonel choosing you to be his business partner… Or maybe something more. Is anybody else hungry yet?
The Steam listing claims that the soon-to-be-crowned greatest simulator of all time features 9 lovable characters, “multiple hours” of gameplay, secret endings, cooking battles, and of course – 11 Herbs and Spices.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator releases on September 24th, and is developed by Psyop, creators of other indie games such as Kismet and Camp W. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have the strangest craving for a Famous Bowl.
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