PAX East 2017: The Experience From A First-Timer’s Perspective
So anyone who follows us knows that this was my first time at PAX. Leading up to it I had such high expectations and I knew that this show was going to be the tits. Was I right? Oh I was right. Of course when you’re a degenerate like I am you picture a video game convention to be a bunch of chooches running around smelling like shit dressed as their favorite cartoon. Was I right? Oh I was right. But it is like smelling a Sharpie, and you just can’t get enough regardless if your eyes are watering and you are having trouble walking straight.
The place was jam packed. Thank Christ we got to go in before the crowd got huge(sick brag?). We met some great people and played some sick games. I am such a FPS junkie so when got the opportunity to play a few on display I was happier than a pig in shit. My favorite being Quake Champions. Did I top frag? I did. I couldn’t be stopped like a puppy on his favorite stuffed bear. I know I would have loved Mass Effect but me being the model citizen I am, had to go home at 12:30 PM on Saturday due to being a little “under the weather”.
All and all I had a fucking blast. The after party was awesome and Laugh Boston did such a great job. I met some awesome people and I had a great time with my Co-Founds and Co-Degenerates. An overall win for WGG (besides throwing up Friday night).
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