We All Need To Take a Minute To Appreciate Vin Diesel’s Instagram

Whenever action movies are discussed, a few names stick out. Schwarzenegger, Statham, Stallone, Willis – pretty much all of the guys that have ever been in an Expendables movie. But ask yourself – how prolific are your favorite action movie starts on social media? I’ll tell you one thing’s for fucking sure – even if you think they’ve got the juice on a social network, they definitely don’t have what Vin Diesel has… (they also don’t have him, and they never had their car). Take a look.

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VIN DIESEL FROM THE TOP ROPES! What’s that? You want superior image quality? Perhaps something that doesn’t look like the pre-Start screen slideshow from a SNES game? THINK AGAIN! Vin Diesel is throwing heeeeeeeeat and makes it look like he isn’t even trying. MS Paint for DAYS. And then there’s this:

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Dalai Lama, Dr. Phil, Vin Diesel, the new Three Wise Men except with sick fucking cars. Vin Diesel is dropping jewel after jewel on his Instagram account (@VinDiesel), and refers to his Facebook account as “VinBook”. I’ll tell you something right now, if I was Mark Zuckerberg I’d change the whole website’s name over to VinBook right this instant unless I wanted Vin Diesel driving a murdered out Mustang GT through the top floor windows on me. And then there’s this last deep cut:

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What does it all mean? I’m telling you right now, Vin Diesel has earned his spot in a roster even better than some Expendables sequel – I’m talking the Great Pyramid of Giza, Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Statue of Zeus at Olympia, Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, Colossus of Rhodes, Lighthouse of Alexandria, and VinBook. The eighth wonder of the goddamn world.

Papa Dom

Co-founder, lead blogger, graphic designer, and manager of WGG's writing team - Dom has been writing about video games for over ten years. Dom's work has been featured on some of the world's biggest gaming news outlets - including Dexerto, GameInformer, and IGN.

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