Tom Nook And His Kids Are Ready To Bamboozle Us All Again In This New Animal Crossing: New Horizons Teaser

Don’t look now, but that loan shark Tom Nook and his swindling progeny are back at it in this new 30 second teaser for GOTY 2020 (Animal Crossing: New Horizons) to sell us their new “Deserted Island Getaway Package”.

Unbelievable. I’m just picturing myself and all of my neighbors in the happy little town of Piccata, minding our own goddamn business, until this crooked raccoon swings by with an all-new time share package. House fully upgraded? Townsfolks perfectly happy? Time to cash in again baby. And you know what? I’m already bought in. Take my bells, Tom. Take my fucking bells.

The greatest game in human history releases on March 20th, 2020.