Mountain Dew Flavored Doritos Are A Thing And I’m Sick to My Stomach

It’s my job as a video game journalist, to let you all know about Mountain Dew Flavored Doritos. Also known as the ultimate gamer snack. Taking two of the most stereotypical gamer snacks, and jamming them into one. Right now it’s a limit edition delicacy exclusive to only Australia (thankfully). But knowing America we’ll have them soon.

There’s a few things that genuinely scare me. Sharks, Heights, and people who drink soda before 9 AM. But now I have to be worried about someone eating a snack. If I see someone crushing a bag of these bad boys, I’m crossing the fucking street. They’ve seen some shit, or are out to cause mayhem. And I won’t be any part of it. And If for some reason these chips catch on, it’s only a matter of time before we get Dorito flavored Mountain Dew. And when that happens, you’ll never see me again.

Chris P.

Drinker of booze, writer of blogs, tweeter of tweets, puncher of desks.

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