Nickmercs House Can Fit 800 of My Apartments Inside of it

Nicky Mercs finally dropped his house tour yesterday and the thing is gigantic. In ground pool, at home gym, 6 or 7 bathrooms (I lost count), a gaming floor that I would slice my dick off for, an outdoor patio that is prime for tossing back cold boys, and believe me there’s more. Just watch the video and let me rant.

Video. Games. Imagine? Look what they can do. You know the people that said video games can’t get you anywhere? Play this video for them and tell them to shut the fuck up.

As I sit here in my 550 square foot apartment, I think. What would my life be like if I had to use a fucking walkie talkie to get more toilet paper while I’m stranded on the throne. What would my life be like if I had an option on which bathroom to drop a steamer in? I might even work out if I have a gym in my house. Imagine the amount of money he has to pay for landscaping at this fortress? Unreal.

Good shit Mr. Mercs. House is beautiful and I’ve never been more jealous. Video. Games.

Chris P.

Drinker of booze, writer of blogs, tweeter of tweets, puncher of desks.

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