Lunatic Threatens To Shoot Up Blizzard Offices, Is Promptly Arrested
[A federal grand jury returned an indictment today against Stephen Cebula, 28, of Sacramento, charging him with making threats to injure employees of the video-game company Blizzard Entertainment Inc. …Cebula transmitted messages over the internet to Blizzard Entertainment, in which he stated that he “may or may not pay [Blizzard] a visit with an AK47 amongst some other ‘fun’ tools,” and “might be inclined to ‘cause a disturbance’ at [Blizzard’s] headquarters in California with an AK47 and a few other ‘opportunistic tools.’”]
Talk about someone being #AngryOnline huh? This Lunatic Stephen Cebula threatens Blizz with a few “fun tools” and AK-47s in the middle of summer, probably thinks he’s feeling real badass, then on a casual summer day when he’s queueing up for Blackrock Foundry, forearm deep in a bag of Doritos – BANG, the feds are at his front door ready to throw a quarter mil and five years at him. Life comes at you fast, Stephen – enjoy your five-year ban from the outside world.
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