Lunatic Threatens To Shoot Up Blizzard Offices, Is Promptly Arrested

[A federal grand jury returned an indictment today against Stephen Cebula, 28, of Sacramento, charging him with making threats to injure employees of the video-game company Blizzard Entertainment Inc. …Cebula transmitted messages over the internet to Blizzard Entertainment, in which he stated that he “may or may not pay [Blizzard] a visit with an AK47 amongst some other ‘fun’ tools,” and “might be inclined to ‘cause a disturbance’ at [Blizzard’s] headquarters in California with an AK47 and a few other ‘opportunistic tools.’”]

Talk about someone being #AngryOnline huh? This Lunatic Stephen Cebula threatens Blizz with a few “fun tools” and AK-47s in the middle of summer, probably thinks he’s feeling real badass, then on a casual summer day when he’s queueing up for Blackrock Foundry, forearm deep in a bag of Doritos – BANG, the feds are at his front door ready to throw a quarter mil and five years at him. Life comes at you fast, Stephen – enjoy your five-year ban from the outside world.

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Dom is WGG's lead blogger and graphic designer. He also co-hosts and produces Not Another Gaming Podcast, and has been writing about video games on the internet since 2010. When not delivering some of the most electrifying introductions in podcast history, you can find him drinking outdoors at a brewery with his dog, Miller.

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