Wanking Simulator is Cumming to Steam on March 19th
On March 19th, we will be blessed with Wanking Simulator on PC, a game created by MrCiastku. The game will cost $10 but it seems worth it to be honest. This game is just absurd and can make for some hilarious content.
There will be multiple game modes including a story mode which has a bizarre story line. The main character, Winston Gay, is just into some freaky shit. After being a little too noisy, his neighbors start an investigation which ultimately leaves Mr. Gay without a home, and seeking revenge. Apparently by just jerking off everywhere? That’ll show em, Winston.
Did the trailer just say “a game that had to eventually happen”? No the fuck it didn’t. But it’s hilarious. A horny guy just going wild yanking the chain and causing mayhem. I will 100% be trying this game out. Not bcause I want to, but because I have to. I’m a video game journalist for Pete’s sake. I didn’t choose this life, it chose me.