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Buying CS:GO Skins and Knives is the DUMBEST Thing Ever.

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You know what really chaps my ass? People spending hundreds and thousands of dollars on Counter Strike skins and knives. OHHHH fucking sick, you have a purple knife. Put it on your resume. Buying skins in CS:GO is like getting a tattoo on your dick. Of course it looks cool but it still doesn’t make you any better in the sack (or the game).

Look at these prices.. Are you kidding me?

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AK-47: Fire Serpent, ~$4500

Yea… Good place to start right here. And I want to talk to these sickos that decide to spend this kind of money on a virtual Ak-47. Why don’t you take the 45 and go on a dope vacation? Drink a shit ton of Long Island Iced Teas and throw up on a beach? Get thrown out of a club for barley being able to stand? Go to the casino and throw it all on red.. Something exciting for fuck sake.

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StatTrak M9 Bayonet | Crimson Web~$5000

Why is this a thing? You can’t people just buy the game and play.. Why do they have to pump every dollar they have into it? Don’t you have to eat? Pay rent? Put gas in your car? Pay for Netflix? Christ.. If I spent $5000 on a video game I would be absolutely beside myself. Wouldn’t leave my room for months.

I’m not telling anyone how to spend their money, I am just writing this because I am sick to my stomach from the lengths people will go to, to look cool in a video game. I jumped on CS:GO yesterday to play a few comp matches and after getting matched up with dozens of smurfs I lost my mind and wrote this.

Take your $5000 knife, turn it sideways and jam it up your candy ass

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