Never forgot our lord and savior Neo, Connor O’Neill, John Wick… The one, the only, Keanu mother fucking Reeves.
Just came on stage to talk about Cyberpunk 2077 and before you know it he has a snippet that will last a life time.
I would jump in front of a bus Keanu Reeves. Run through the fire and flames just to give him a hair elastic to tie up his beautiful locks. Buy a cow and milk it with my teeth if he ran out of milk for his cereal.
Love you Keanu, you are breath taking.
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